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[23:54] Jeremiah: gf told me i could wax her pubic hair if i got a haircut
[23:54] Jeremiah: so i did
[23:55] Jeremiah: and now she's "sick"
[23:55] Jeremiah: fucking bullshit

1420. William Shakespeare. 1564-1616. John Bartlett, comp. 1919. Familiar Quotations, 10th ed.

The time has been,
That when the brains were out the man would die,
And there an end;

Who is recruiting who?

Comic about a gay theist.

CNN.com - Trooper kills self in robbery's wake - Sep. 26, 2002

MADISON, Nebraska (AP) -- A state trooper committed suicide Friday, apparently upset because he botched a background check involving a man who one week later allegedly killed five people in a bank robbery, authorities said.

CNN.com - To Blog or not to Blog - Sep. 20, 2002

Have you started blogging yet? What are you waiting for? No, it is not a body function and you are not required to do it in private.

CNN.com - Peru mulls new zone for downtown prostitutes - Sep. 27, 2002

Flor says she began working on the streets to help out her poor family. The earnings aren't great at a minimum of 10 soles ($2.80) per client, but she has stuck with it because she can't find another job.

More than half of Peru's 27 million people scrape by on $1.25 or less a day and underemployment and unemployment combined top 60 percent.

KabukiBoy's LiveJournal -- 06 Aug 2002

used up a WHOLE bottle of astroglide
lost my virginity
took his virginity
came twice in less than 2 minutes

Yahoo! News - U.N. Upholds Ban on 'Dwarf Throwing'

GENEVA (Reuters) - A tiny stuntman who protested against a French ban on the bizarre practice of "dwarf throwing" lost his case before a U.N. human rights body, which said the need to protect human dignity was paramount.

CNN.com - School board votes to allow creationism in class - Sep. 26, 2002

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- A suburban Atlanta school board Thursday night voted unanimously to allow teachers to introduce students to different views about the origins of life, among them creationism.

Club PARAGON Official Website

Saturday, September 28
9:00 - 10:30 - The Iconoclast (BassDrive.com) [Jungle]
10:30 - 12:00 - Skaven (Lunar Eclipse) [Prog / NuSkool Breaks]
12:00 - 2:00 - Izzy (Lunar Eclipse) [Funky / Disco House]

[13:12] phloighd: Hi, Joy!
[13:12] Joy: I just had a strange thing happen
[13:13] phloighd: really.
[13:13] phloighd: do tell.
[13:13] Joy: I have been sending my resume all over the Greater Metropolitan area for the past 18 mos
[13:13] phloighd: a year and a half
[13:14] Joy: and today I get an email telling me that one company feels there is profane language in my reasume
[13:14] phloighd: profane?
[13:14] phloighd: did they specify?
[13:14] Joy: and they will not deliver it to the intended recipient
[13:14] Joy: this is a filter you understand
[13:15] phloighd: what could they have thought was profane?
[13:15] Joy: I graduated from college with a GPA of 3.86 of 4.0 so I graduated magna cum laude
[13:15] phloighd: heh!
[13:15] phloighd: oops
[13:15] Joy: that was profane
[13:16] phloighd: HAHAHAHAHA
[13:16] Damnation: congratulations :)
[13:16] phloighd: Oh yeah, go off on his sorry ass
[13:16] Damnation: that's going on my site...
[13:17] Joy: I translated to phrase to english and sent it again
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Axis IV

Axis IV:
Psychosocial and Environmental Stressors is for reporting psychosocial and environmental problems that may affect the diagnosis, treatment, and prognosis of mental disorders. A psychosocial or environment problem may be a negative life event, an environmental difficulty or deficiency, a familial or other interpersonal stress, an inadequacy of social support of personal resources, or other problem relating to the context in which a person's difficulties have developed. Positive stressors, such as a job promotion, should be listed only if they constitute or lead to a problem, as when a person has difficulty adapting to the new situation. Psychosocial and Environmental Stressors fall into nine categories:

Primary Support Group

Problems Related to the Social Environment

Educational Problems

Occupational Problems

Housing Problems

Economic Problems

Problems with Access to Health Care Services

Problems Related to Interaction with the Legal System/Crime

Other Psychosocial and Environmental Problems

DSM IV Explained

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition™ (DSM IV) is the manual physicians, psychiatrist, psychologists, therapists, and social workers use in order to diagnose mental illness. This manual spells out the specific diagnostic criteria. An example of this can be seen in the diagnosis of a major depressive episode. A person must exhibit at least five or more of the listed nine characteristics and the symptoms must be evident for at least the last two weeks for that person to be diagnosed with this disorder. When diagnosing a client the American Psychological Association recommends that the clinician use a multiaxial Assessment System.

Chicago Style Citation and Bibliography Examples Footnotes or endnotes are usually based on The Chicago Manual of Style (14th ed., 1993). In Chicago style, individual notes are single-spaced, and the first line is indented five spaces (one-half inch); double-spacing separates entries. Notes are numbered consecutively throughout the paper. Authors' names are not inverted in notes. With two or more authors, use "and," not an ampersand (&). In notes for works with four or more authors, use the first author's name followed by "et al." Page numbers are not preceded by the abbreviation "p." or "pp."

How to Cite References - Footnote/Endnote Style This document refers to footnote/endnote as outlined in the Chicago Manual of Style, suitable for the social sciences.

BehaveNet® Clinical Capsule™: multiaxial diagnosis multiaxial diagnosis

BehaveNet® Clinical Capsule™: DSM-IV-TR Classification APA Diagnostic Classification
DSM-IV-TR

Schizophrenia, Psychotic Disorders Schizophrenia afflicts approximately one percent of the world's population, making it the most common psychosis. Schizophrenia is characterized by positive and negative symptoms. Fundamental symptoms included thought disturbance, withdrawal, and difficulties managing affect. Secondary symptoms included perception disorders (e.g., hallucinations, grandiosity.) Symptoms may also be non-schizophrenic in nature, including anxiety, depression, and psychosomatic.

Granny faces sex assault charges CALGARY -- Frail and walking with a cane, the city senior appeared like many other grandparents in Calgary.

But according to the Crown, one sinister reality sets her apart from most others - the woman with the cane has been molesting her three grandsons.

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Dada Nouveau (defined)
Reviews
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CNN.com - Septuagenarian sex upsets censors - Sep. 22, 2002 SEOUL, South Korea (Reuters) -- A South Korean film about a real-life elderly romance has smashed stereotypes about the aged, but a steamy septuagenarian sex scene has censors working overtime to keep it off screens in this Confucian society.

[22:02] Jimbo: "Oooh yeah! Your upper body!" - from a Bowflex commercial
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Deep, deep down in the South.
WHere men wear beards like up-side-down fans.
And where 9/11 "celebration" took place in front of a giant K-mart, with
clowns and miles of stands with discounts.
And where ocean is beautiful and beach so deserted. Hundreds of crabs washed
out after the storm.
from Larisa

[20:26] Jeremiah: how do you pass a drug test?
[20:27] GOD: no idea

[20:12] Jimbo: man i tole' that bitch to put italian on this sandwich not the whole friggin bottle of it. from fefnet/#subgenius

Anthropologist Wendy Luttrell uses oral history and participant-observation in her work and provides a thoughtful discussion of her method.

AUTHOR(s): Luttrell, Wendy.
TITLE(s): Schoolsmart and motherwise : working-class women's identity and schooling / Wendy Luttrell.
Also called: School smart and mother wise
from http://venus.soci.niu.edu/~archives/SSSITALK/nov99/0160.html

[00:50] ProstataCantata: I know if i smell pitchuli i always assume NOT a subgenius.
[00:50] Lilith: I dunno, I've burned patchouli. Stang used to carry some in his briefcase.
[00:51] Lilith: But now I must be bummed, as my favorite red silk skirt, which was hanging on the bathroom door to dry, fell into the toilet.
[00:51] Lilith: Excuse me.
[00:51] Lilith: *BUM*
[00:51] ProstataCantata: ahh, as incense yes. but you don't use it as a substitute for HYGENE like some people
[00:51] ProstataCantata: ah. that sux.
[00:55] NedWreck: Lil; us students of behavior want to know: why was the lid up on the terlit?
[01:00] Lilith: Ned: Because nobody in this household is that civilized, including me.
[01:00] Lilith: Thea says the lid's for sittin' on when yer shavin' yer laigs.
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Kelli: "Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man! Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons...." - Brian, Half Baked

[23:57] jgggrl: i just found this funny shirt
[23:57] jgggrl: on the front it says
[23:57] jgggrl: "two people are fucking on the back of this shirt"
[23:57] jgggrl: then you turn it around and it says"
[23:57] jgggrl: "just kidding, believe in Jesus!"
[23:58] jgggrl: and it's got Buddy Jesus on it from Dogma

Britney like never before!

AgDragon01: dildo head
AgDragon01: so you wanna start drinking?
jasnmc: god i wish i had a dildo
jasnmc: then i would stick it up my ass
AgDragon01: a-men
jasnmc: and then suck on it while it still had my shit all over it
from AgDragon01

Scatomancy (Filth-Based Magick) from fefnet/#subgenius/phloighd
...Unknown Armies