Errata

Retard Strength Dodgeball:

I've read about "RS" in Newsweek and Time - what is it?

Retard Strength (or "RS") is a mental state that permits a
person to crush the barriers inhibiting the all-out physical
reaction required in certain confusing situations (wrong
Happy Meal, lost luggage, nighttime).

Often referred to as "all fight, no flight", RS temporarily
eradicates all social norms, fear, reason and physical
limitations. If you need to call on your body's enormous
physical reserves, in that cold sweat,
eyes-rolling-back-in-your-head, crazed-grunting sort of way,
then you need Retard Power.