Errata

I am better than your kids.

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece.

Wired 10.11: The Sims Online

Like EverQuest and Ultima Online, The Sims Online will mix elements of strategy games with an immersive social experience.

CNN.com - Three charged with hate crime-murder of cross-dressing teen - Oct. 19, 2002

NEWARK, California (AP) -- Three young men have been charged with murder in the beating and strangling death of a cross-dressing 17-year-old boy whose body was found in a shallow grave two weeks after he disappeared.

Four charged in death of boy who dressed as girl

NEWARK, California (AP) -- Four men have been arrested after police found a body believed to be that of a missing 17-year-old boy who lived as a girl.

mattiekate78: i had another dream
mattiekate78: you were in it this time
BlAnKx23: haha, what happened in this one?
mattiekate78: hehe this one is weird
mattiekate78: so me and katie holmes are running from some guys who are trying to kill us and we are lost in this forest....but it's really in a big factory building
mattiekate78: anyway
mattiekate78: you show up
mattiekate78: and you have beautiful black hair that falls to your shoulders, a tight black dress on, fishnet hose and black high heels...and you have red lipstick on and you are smoking one of those long black cigarettes....kinda like that lady on Rockey and Bullwinkle
mattiekate78: anyway...you throw this granade at the bad guys and we run out of the building and they die hehehe
BlAnKx23: haha, so crazy
mattiekate78: we watched windtalkers lastnight
mattiekate78: and i watched dawson's creek
mattiekate78: so it was probably an amalgum of the two hehe

[12:44] Kate: water is good
[12:45] GOD: no it isn't
[12:45] GOD: water sucks
[12:46] Kate: hehe that means u suck
[12:46] Kate: cuz ur 80% water
[12:46] GOD: haha what a dork

[12:13] Kate: so i had this dream....
[12:13] Kate: i was in the shower with this girl
[12:13] Kate: at least i think she was a girl
[12:13] Kate: but she had a penis
[12:13] Kate: and we had sex
[12:13] Kate: and then later we were in her room
[12:13] Kate: but she had no doors to her room
[12:13] Kate: you had to crawl through this closet shelving to get to her room
[12:14] Kate: and she was explaining to me how she grew her clit longer etc
[12:14] Kate: and i was telling her how it felt different than a penis hehehe
[12:14] Kate: and i had to crawl through the shelves to leave
[12:14] Kate: so she was in the closet i guess heheh

Foucault Bibliography

The following list (last revised 1/4/2002) provides bibliographical information for the English versions (either translations or original English language versions) of Michel Foucault's texts collected in Dits et Écrits (Paris: Gallimard, 1994; 4 vols.), organized by DE number (and hence by year of initial publication). Several texts not included in Dits et Écrits are also included at the end of the list.

[11:02] Kate: this lady came in yesterday maybe late 50s mid 60s
[11:02] Kate: we talked
[11:03] Kate: she asked for two cookies
[11:03] Kate: i rung her up
[11:03] Kate: and she asked me how much
[11:03] Kate: she didn't even look in her purse and said
[11:03] Kate: i have no money oh well sorry
[11:03] Kate: after she had eaten 1/2 of one cookie!
[11:03] Kate: little bitch

CNN.com - Fried Twinkies a new state fair fave - Oct. 15, 2002

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (AP) -- In the South, where some joke that the four basic food groups are barbecued, baked, broiled or fried, state fairs are filled with booths that sell everything from corn on a stick to club-like turkey legs.

For dessert, an odd new treat has emerged: fried Twinkies.

SEX: ONLY IF YOU FINE...
STATUS: ASK US MUH FUKA HETEROSEXUAL
FROM: DAT ATX (AUSTIN,TX)
RACE: LIL BIT OF ERRRYTHANG
OCCUPATION: STUDENTS
COLLEGE: ASK US MUH FUKA
INTERESTS: CHILLIN, EATING OUT, COMPUTERS, MUSIC, DANCING, SEX...
MUSIC: HIP HOP, RAP, R&B

Something from Nathan.

miniMusic - Music Notation for your Palm Pilot!

The miniMusic Mobile Software Pack includes a combination of software programs, plus a MIDI interface to connect a Palm Powered handheld computer to any electronic music instrument. With this interface, a Palm handheld can be used to control keyboards, synthesizers, drum machines, and samplers. A CD-ROM in the miniMusic Mobile Software Pack contains the leading music software, NotePad (a music notation editor), BeatPad (a pattern-based music sequencer) and a variety of useful third-party shareware applications, like Theremini.

digawok: like I have said...I think it is too easy to make a movie that looks like you are on drugs
from Kate

I Can Still Tell Your Wife Bill.com

During the Fall of 2001 some psycho chic named Hartley, had a bunch of footage posted here, a bunch of messed up footage. Spy camera shit that she was using to blackmail her married lover Bill.

Yahoo! Movies: Boondock Saints (1999) - Movie Info

Fraternal twins Conner (Flanery - SUICIDE KINGS) and Murphey (Reedus - GOSSIP) MacMannus are on a mission from God to rid Boston of crime. However, instead of signing up for the police force, these hard-drinking Irish-American brothers take the law into their own hands a la Charles Bronson in DEATH WISH. Heralded as saints by the city's beleaguered residents, the brothers also attract the attention of Paul Smecker (Defoe - EXISTENZ), the openly gay FBI special agent assigned to investigate the spate of killings amongst the ranks of the Russian mafia. First-time director Duffy pulls out all the breaks in this inventive, action-packed thriller sure to please fans of HARD BOILED and RESERVOIR DOGS.

Yahoo! Movies: Frailty (2002) - Movie Info

The story follows an FBI investigation in present day Texas. Fenton Meiks, a young man, approaches the lead FBI investigator, claiming he knows the identity of a serial killer who calls himself "God's Hands." The FBI agent is curious, but unimpressed until Fenton reveals that the killer is his younger brother Adam. Fenton recounts in a series of flashbacks, how he and his brother grew up in a very loving family, raised by their widowed father. All that changed, the day his father awoke, believing he had been visited by an angel and given a mission to destroy "demons" - seemingly normal looking people, who walked this earth as pure evil. Fenton's father, and then his brother Adam, swore to carry out this 'divine' mission. Fenton refused to participate in the killings. Out of loyalty however, he refused to go to the police, until now. The FBI agent follows Fenton to the family's rose garden only to be surprised that neither evil nor innocence are what they seem.

CNN.com - Student shoots herself at school - Oct. 3, 2002

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) -- A 13-year-old Texas girl was in critical condition after shooting herself in the head in front of friends gathered in a school parking lot Friday, police and students said.

CNN.com - World News

CNN.com - Bosnians vote in crucial polls - Oct. 5, 2002

SARAJEVO, Bosnia-Herzegovina -- Bosnians are voting in polls widely seen as their final opportunity to put the 1992-95 war behind them and embrace a multi-ethnic future within Europe.

CNN.com - Housewife seeking appreciation quits housework - Oct. 5, 2002

ALBANY, Indiana (AP) -- An Indiana wife looking for a little more appreciation went on strike at home -- and found instant celebrity.

CNN.com - Teen saved after online suicide bid - Oct. 4, 2002

SEATTLE (Reuters) -- A young Indiana man posted his efforts to kill himself with drugs on a Web discussion board, sparking a flurry of sympathy and taunts before he was located and saved by police.

CNN.com - Jerry Falwell calls Islam's prophet a 'terrorist' - Oct. 3, 2002

NEW YORK (AP) -- The Rev. Jerry Falwell says "I think Muhammad was a terrorist" in an interview to be broadcast Sunday on the CBS program "60 Minutes."

CNN.com - Official! World's funniest joke - Oct. 3, 2002

LONDON, England -- The world's funniest joke has been revealed after a year-long search by scientists.

CNN.com - W.H. rejects Bush-Saddam duel offer - Oct. 3, 2002

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The White House scorned an Iraqi leader's suggestion that President Bush and Saddam Hussein could resolve their differences in a duel, calling it an "irresponsible statement" that did not justify a "serious response."

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Lea DeLaria - Play It Cool

Standup comedian, actress, and singer Lea DeLaria presents a less confrontational image here than she did on 1994's Bulldyke in a China Shop, adopting the role of seductive, witty, confident, and heterosexual jazz chanteuse to perfection. Her voice ranges from little-girl-lost innocence to harder-edged tones, both suited to the opening "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd." With stylings from Billie Holiday to Judy Garland, "I've Got Your Number" heads straight for the heart of 1950s big-band balladry, improvised scat vocals proving DeLaria can swing with the best. "Cool" is anything but, the accompaniment understated, that voice dripping with the promise of sex. In "With Every Breath I Take," we get to imagine every late night smoky bar in every old Hollywood film we've ever seen--while it is pastiche, the characterization is startlingly evocative.

DeLaria sums it up with "All That Jazz," confidently suggesting, following her recent twin roles in the lavishly acclaimed 2000 Broadway revival of The Rocky Horror Show, that this girl just wants to have fun playing bad. When she sings "Life Has Been Good to Me," she has such an upbeat twinkle, you suspect she means every word. --Gary S. Dalkin

Fighting the Good Fight

Camera advocates claim that most people like red-light cameras, but citizens across the country are taking to the barricades against them. Part 5 in a series.

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